*high fives your ass*
Today my history professor, a rumpled, pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties, walked into class looking all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he’s known for pop quizzes. He took a deep breath and said, “I have been waiting for this moment my entire teaching career. So please, pull out your textbooks and…” in a British accent, glowering at us all ferociously, “TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINETY FOUR.”
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.
it scares me that you never know what someone is thinking or feeling towards you and everything that they say could be one massive lie
more than 3 years… and I’m still not done laughing.
can you imagine how much time it must have taken them to shoot this scene with jared going crazy every 5 seconds
i don’t understand how people stop watching shows because something happens that they don’t like or they don’t like how it’s going
if i start a show i’m in it until the end
in sickness and in health
till death or discontinuation do us part
man, i 1000% understand where you’re coming from
oh yeah fuck glee
YOU CANSEETHE SCOTTISH ACCENT
I CAN TASTE THE SCOTTISH ACCENT
I CAN HEAR THE SCOTTISH ACCENT.
… I want to know what a Scottish accent tastes like..
I want to know what that Scottish accent tastes like…
Anytime someone questions my support for President Obama I’m just going to pull up my Tumblr and show them this.
I don’t think Jared understands how magical he just made that boy’s life.
or mine. for, like, ever.
I am an intelligent, eloquent, well-mannered young woman who just so happens to say “fuck” a lot.
really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
“saw this and thought of you”
Have you ever regretted a decision you made so much that you think about it all the time and you imagine all of the different ways the situation could have turned out if you didn’t mess up so bad