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cryonetics:

snorlaxatives:

*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*

What a turn on.

(Source: snorlaxatives, via done)

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rhydonmyhardon:

being told you’re appreciated is one of the simplest yet incredibly uplifting things you can ever hear

(via fromwelltohell)

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#all I want at work 
privatebarb:

Look At Me When I Talk To You

privatebarb:

Look At Me When I Talk To You

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privatebarb:

Imagine Facetiming Her 😩

privatebarb:

Imagine Facetiming Her 😩

— 1 hour ago with 53 notes

algebratwo:

The asymptote of Nicki Minaj’s booty on the Anaconda cover is y = -20x

— 1 hour ago with 111 notes
#lmao  #whyyyy 

elizugh:

MY ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS YOU GOT a great personality because thats what matters most

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thismermaidsays:

When I’m with my parents:

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When I’m with my friends:

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#lol 
Can't stand it but I still love you

(Source: minajsreign)

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I just kind of love her a lot

(Source: arrrest, via artchet)

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#obsessed  #sorry not sorry 

I’ma forgive, I won’t forget, but I’ma dead the issue.

(Source: chapmansquare)

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