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empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.
According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.
Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

empowered00:

A Brazilian man recently submitted a birth certificate that if verified would mean he is 126-years-old.

According to the document, Jose Aguinelo dos Santos, was born on July 7, 1888 to African slave parents.

Once verified he will be the oldest man on the planet.  

(via joshpeck)

— 8 hours ago with 30528 notes

gnarly:

*snapchats and texts the same person at the same time*

(via done)

— 12 hours ago with 208925 notes
"You don’t have to be pretty like her. You can be pretty like you."
One of the most freeing things I have ever heard (via firecannotkillabadwolf)

(via snailmastaa)

— 12 hours ago with 139717 notes
#:DDDDDD 

fakesmiles-and-selfhate:

Do you ever just get a massive wave of self hatred and it’s impossible to think about anything else and you’re painfully aware of every flaw on your body

(Source: becoming--unbroken, via snailmastaa)

— 12 hours ago with 49621 notes

thespacegoat:

the fact women are viewed as being more sexy at 15 than 40 is the creepiest thing in the world

(via moufwerk)

— 15 hours ago with 105888 notes
#TRUTHHHH