house arrest wouldn’t even be a punishment for me
Lions pretend to be hurt by the bites of their young to encourage them.
this put the biggest smile on my face
ive known you since 5th grade dude just jack me off
sending your selfies to NASA because you’re a star
The world has bigger problems than boys who kiss boys
I regret nearly everything I did between the ages of birth and however old I was yesterday.
how dare you not notice me while i ignore you
we need some new and more powerful swears
This is amazing.